Scatological forecasting

[mechaman619]

Friend: "why is it even when you see the depression coming you can't stop it?"

Me: "It’s a force of (neurochemical) nature. Like a hurricane, all you can do is prepare, barricade and self-care."

Friend: "well I still think it's poop."

Me: "Does that make it a Scato-gory 5, force of neurochemical nature?"